How to Poop at work

Funny as hell. Someone did this ( crop dusting ) at Publix grocery store the other day and I got blamed for it. I was in the meat dept. looking for a good cut of beef and I walked into this god awful butt mist and nearly died. There was a lady behind me looking at some steaks as well and when she got a whiff of it she started coughing and looking at me like I was the culprit and I wanted to say something to the effect,,,it wasn't me,,,but what am I going to do, insist that I didn't lay down some butt napalm and argue with her? I wheeled my cart around and took off into the detergent aisle only to run into her at least 3 more times in the store where I kept getting dirty looks from her. I hate it when I get tagged for something I didn't do but guess karma caught up to me as I crop dust pretty much anywhere and fly off afterwards.

Come on Gary, you know it was you.

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Come on Gary, you know it was you.

I would like to have taken credit for that one,,,it was just hideous and whoever did it should be in the hospital. It hung around for sooo lonnnggggg and when I diverted into the detergent aisle to get away and came back a bit later, it was still there,,,like some kind of mustard gas. I swear I have never smelled anything like this and when I said it was butt mist, that is exactly what it was. You know how like when a skunk lays down it's "skunkness" and you can smell it forever? It was like this,,,total putridness. I have to believe it was one of those death farts,,,ya know where right before you expire everything lets loose and the stench,,,,,,

[Whee]

Incoming!!!

[CBI_2]

Have to admit I'm an out of the closet pooper. If I did it I own it and proudly.

Of course don't mind passing it off on someone else, pun intended, for laughs also.

[Silound]

Nothing wrong with a cup of coffee, a newspaper, and a half hour of free time. Allows for what I call the "Pappy O'Daniel Poop" (long, slow, and relaxing).


Beware the cubicle terrorist though. Those are usually the one's who fly-by right into your space for about 20 seconds to rip and roll.

[Seanohue]

Funniest thing I've seen in the joke section

[groogs]

Originally Posted by Cigary

Funny as hell. Someone did this ( crop dusting ) at Publix grocery store the other day and I got blamed for it. I was in the meat dept. looking for a good cut of beef and I walked into this god awful butt mist and nearly died. There was a lady behind me looking at some steaks as well and when she got a whiff of it she started coughing and looking at me like I was the culprit and I wanted to say something to the effect,,,it wasn't me,,,but what am I going to do, insist that I didn't lay down some butt napalm and argue with her? I wheeled my cart around and took off into the detergent aisle only to run into her at least 3 more times in the store where I kept getting dirty looks from her. I hate it when I get tagged for something I didn't do but guess karma caught up to me as I crop dust pretty much anywhere and fly off afterwards.

I laughed reading this coment more than the original post.