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I know a young lass from *Alsace *(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! Last edited by landhoney; 12-07-2010 at 09:23 AM. |
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One cannot stomach the look of her face,
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and everyone will concur,
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Feeling at Home
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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But she's hardly a sucker
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Mr. Charisma
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She's got curves in all the right places
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Admiral Douchebag
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I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Eating crap and picking up sh!t,
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sometimes I just want to throw a fit
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Livin' in a Van....
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cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles
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Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
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