whats to your left...

Hmmmm

Iphone
Camera
Workout Notebook
35 count Xikar travel box
5 Torches (blazer, Xikar, Rhino and two cheapos)
4 cans of Vector fuel
1 bottle of Isopropyl Alcohol
Kershaw Onion
Gerber Tanto
Polar Heart monitor
Two Cordless phones (no wonder I can never find em during the day)
9 Towels
Chinese Takeout menu
Hand sanitizer
2 rolls of red electrical tape
Olfa box cutter
Two rolls of packing tape
3 desktop calculator.

Holy ****...........I think I could build a MacGuiver Nuke.........I beat Zombies

But I really have to clean out my office