Does anyone hate Verizon Wireless like I do?

[shilala]

Welp, Verizon never called back.
They said three to five days.
I gave them 20. When the first girl answered, i blathered some mean stuff and she sent me to the right girl.
When that girl answered, she asked what I'd like her to do.
I said "I'd like to have an apology for being lied to by verizon, I'd like the $269.99 removed from my bill immediately, I'd like to know why exactly I hadn't been contacted as I'd been told, I'd like to know why the fee hadn't been removed as I'd been told it would, and I'd like for Verizon to pull it's head out of it's ass."
After a moment of silence, I got everything I asked for, an extra $11.24 removed from my bill, and a positive assurance that Verizon will never remove their head from their ass. I decided to cut my losses and accept the proposed deal.
Before the call was done, Jasmine and I were pretty good buds and she's been up my way visiting quite a bit. She was a nice girl.
She even helped me figure out that I can't cheapen up my plan, but I can get a whole bunch of free phones I don't need, and I can stay on the phone pretty much 24/7 if I want because of the plan I have, and the fact that I can do friends and family stuff I didn't know how to do.
If I wasn't old and lazy, I think I'd like to sex Jasmine up. Just on principle.