Some great dirty jokes!

WildBlueSooner · 05-13-2009, 11:19 AM

Three guys get stranded on an island, they have 2 dollars among them. 1 guy takes a dollar with him and says hes going to go get food, he comes across a vending machine, there's a hamburger, a soda , and a blowjob, the guy says, im really hungry, I'm really thirsty but im really horny. So he gets the blowjob, the second guy leaves with one dollar and comes across the same vending machine, the man says I am real hungry, I'm really thirsty, but I'm really horny, so he gets the blowjob. they all meet back at the campsite and show all each other what they have, the first 2 men, don't have anything, but the third guy says " i found 2 dollars"

05-13-2009, 11:19 AM	#11
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! Three guys get stranded on an island, they have 2 dollars among them. 1 guy takes a dollar with him and says hes going to go get food, he comes across a vending machine, there's a hamburger, a soda , and a blowjob, the guy says, im really hungry, I'm really thirsty but im really horny. So he gets the blowjob, the second guy leaves with one dollar and comes across the same vending machine, the man says I am real hungry, I'm really thirsty, but I'm really horny, so he gets the blowjob. they all meet back at the campsite and show all each other what they have, the first 2 men, don't have anything, but the third guy says " i found 2 dollars" __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur