I would never smoke crack. I would never smoke a drug named after my own arse. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy who cocaine wasn't good enough for.
And yes, the gin jab was for the gin purists. But all of my own accord. I'll just leave you with this recipe. Best martini recipe I've ever tried
Overrated: any drink other than in that picture.
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