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Originally Posted by Mugen910

Some of the funniest moments in life happen when one person who is thought of within a certain light or regard makes a joke that levels the playing field of humor and age. I can remember when my mother made a dirty joke towards me about not "Doing it" with my GF the night before a marathon else I wouldn't cross the finish line. I could not stop laughing for it was the first joke of that type I've heard from her.

I'll add a funny story of my own. Me and a friend of mine drove from NJ to Florida (just north of Tampa) for our spring break of either my freshman or sophmore year of college. We were going to visit a high school friend who moved down there for college and was living with his grandparents to save some money. My buddy was out and he thought, based on when we left, that we would show up around 6:00 PM, but we got there around 3:30 instead.

Anyway, we get there and the only person home is his grandpa. We were watching a Cubs spring training game with the 70+ year old man, pretty much in complete silence. Quite uncomfortable. My Florida friend's 15 or 16 year old female cousin walks in wearing very very very short shorts...like Daisy Dukes. Well grandpa says, without hesitating..."if those shorts were any shorter you'd have two more cheeks to paint and more hair to comb." Me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing. The conversation with gramps was much better after he let that one out!