Second Annual Fantasy Football for Stakes and the Troops

Stephen · 10-27-2011, 06:59 PM

Maybe it's the booze talking, but I'm feeling rather gamey this evening. We'll call this bet, "turkey hunting"... In bowling, if one attains three strikes in a row, it's called, "turkey." Starting week six, I've faced an opponent that's had as good a record as mine (Jonumberone's Jerks in week six, nolo contendere in week seven). This week, I face Sofaman in a battle of 5-2 teams. Ok, onto the bet...

If I beat Sofaman this week and get, "turkey" each team that I beat to obtain, "turkey" will donate five sticks to the troops as tribute to my awesomeness. If, however, Sofaman beats me, I'll donate TWENTY sticks to the troops for the failure of achieving, "turkey" and as penance for my boastfulness. So...

If I win:
Jonumberone's Jerks - fiver for the troops
nolo contendere - fiver for the troops
Sofaman - fiver for the troops
Me: Awesome

If I lose:
Me: One pathetic loser AND twenty sticks for the troops

In either case:
Troops - Winners

What do you guys say? Who wants to see some:

10-27-2011, 06:59 PM	#10
Stephen Sultan of Cigars Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Stephen Location: Where the Pony Express began and Jesse James ended. Posts: 1,582 Trading: (18)	Re: Second Annual Fantasy Football for Stakes and the Troops Maybe it's the booze talking, but I'm feeling rather gamey this evening. We'll call this bet, "turkey hunting"... In bowling, if one attains three strikes in a row, it's called, "turkey." Starting week six, I've faced an opponent that's had as good a record as mine (Jonumberone's Jerks in week six, nolo contendere in week seven). This week, I face Sofaman in a battle of 5-2 teams. Ok, onto the bet... If I beat Sofaman this week and get, "turkey" each team that I beat to obtain, "turkey" will donate five sticks to the troops as tribute to my awesomeness. If, however, Sofaman beats me, I'll donate TWENTY sticks to the troops for the failure of achieving, "turkey" and as penance for my boastfulness. So... If I win: Jonumberone's Jerks - fiver for the troops nolo contendere - fiver for the troops Sofaman - fiver for the troops Me: Awesome If I lose: Me: One pathetic loser AND twenty sticks for the troops In either case: Troops - Winners What do you guys say? Who wants to see some: