What does all that mean? Cigar Terms and Acronyms

This is off the wall and I need to be careful.
But one of my clients objected to a review saying it was highly sexual.
??
I said that the billows of smoke hit me in the puss.
And later I said the cigar tasted of sweet wood.
He had never heard those terms before.
I Googled the hell out of cigar terminology and couldn't find anything comprehensive.
Somebody should come up with a list of terms used to describe flavors and aromas.
And the winner with the best array of terms gets me to come over to their home and I will sit there and say nothing.