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Old 05-13-2009, 11:20 AM   #11
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Sex Problems:
Jack went to see his doctor complaining that he can't perform sex with his wife anymore and he needs help.

D: this is your lucky day I just received a new medication in the form of an injection guaranteed to get it up. There is only one small problem, it lasts for only on hour and it is expensive so you better call your wife and check that she's home.

Jack: she has to be home where else will she be.

Jack could not find his wife, so he went back to the doctor to ask for another injection

D: Tell me Jack, don't you have a mistress, maid , neighbour, secretary etc.....

Jack: but doctor, I don't need an injection for the ones you mentioned ...
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