Golf Course Murder

retired · 03-17-2021, 09:58 AM

These two detectives received a call that a Mexican had been found dead on the local golf so they went to investigate.
When they got there they found that he had a large hole in his chest.
The sergeant told the rookie to look for a golf gun nearby.
After looking for a golf gun for about ten minutes the rookie finally got his courage up and asked the sergeant what a golf gun looked like.
The sergeant replied...
"I don't know, but it shot a hole-in-Juan"

03-17-2021, 09:58 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Golf Course Murder These two detectives received a call that a Mexican had been found dead on the local golf so they went to investigate. When they got there they found that he had a large hole in his chest. The sergeant told the rookie to look for a golf gun nearby. After looking for a golf gun for about ten minutes the rookie finally got his courage up and asked the sergeant what a golf gun looked like. The sergeant replied... "I don't know, but it shot a hole-in-Juan" __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

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