Tired of puny 60rg sticks?

From the website

EL Monstruo
(single)

This massive 140+ Ring Gauge Bazuka is so enormous that we make it by special order ONLY in very limited quantities.

Because there is only so much tobacco in the world...

This is an extremely rare size

No chit?

and there is nothing like it of this quality anywhere in the world.

Quality to be determined

The gargantuan Monstruo is a great smoking cigar

If you enjoy lockjaw...

with an easy draw

I'll leave that to others to make fun of...

that produces a medium bodied smoke

If your Godzilla...

with an incredibly rich

Imagine that...

warm

For the dirtier minds...

and earthy.

If you mean both this cigar and the earth have gravitational pull...

Price: $20.00

The best joke of all...