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Dad Jokester Supreme
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These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.
Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy. Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy. Happy Friday all!
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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I'm nuts for the place
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I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.
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Just Bored Really...
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"Not a Headache in a Hogshead" |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Snow City
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Man, I have to start tying again.
I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go.
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Just plain insane!
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A pink Clouser attracts Bonefish!!!
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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![]() ![]() We have a winner!
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Just plain insane!
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And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!!
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Saddle Maker And Cowboy
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I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ... Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon To Hell with Girlymen.
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Cowboy Wisdom: Ifin' ya get to thinkin yourself a might bit important, Try tellin someone else's dog what to do. |
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Have My Own Room
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No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say?
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Pobody's Nerfect. |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Haberdasher
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Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open!
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It Just Doesn’t Matter!!!
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“Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill |
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