Juan and Jose

Parshooter · 05-29-2010, 07:42 AM

have been walking in the desert for days. Dehydrated and hungry, they started to see things. Jose tells Juan "Juan, I think I see a bacon tree". Juan tells Jose he is just halucinating, there's no such thing as a bacon tree. After walking about another mile, Juan now thinks he sees a bacon tree. "Hey Jose, that bacon tree you saw before, did it all types of bacon on it? Like Canadian, smoked, peppered, and thick cut?" Ci says Jose. "Well I see it too." Jose runs toward the bacon tree, hoping for some food, but just as he approaches, gun shots are heard. Jose yells, "Juan, stay away, it's not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush".

cort · 05-29-2010, 08:14 AM

Wow................

kelmac07 · 05-29-2010, 12:12 PM

05-29-2010, 07:42 AM	#1
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Juan and Jose have been walking in the desert for days. Dehydrated and hungry, they started to see things. Jose tells Juan "Juan, I think I see a bacon tree". Juan tells Jose he is just halucinating, there's no such thing as a bacon tree. After walking about another mile, Juan now thinks he sees a bacon tree. "Hey Jose, that bacon tree you saw before, did it all types of bacon on it? Like Canadian, smoked, peppered, and thick cut?" Ci says Jose. "Well I see it too." Jose runs toward the bacon tree, hoping for some food, but just as he approaches, gun shots are heard. Jose yells, "Juan, stay away, it's not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush". __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

05-29-2010, 08:14 AM	#2
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Juan and Jose Wow................

05-29-2010, 12:12 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Juan and Jose __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"