Random Advice Thread - Page 4

St. Lou Stu · 10-23-2008, 11:07 AM

Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack.
Even if it is true.
Trust me.
I know.

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 12:21 PM

Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head.

kaisersozei · 10-23-2008, 12:50 PM

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin)

And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

GKitty · 10-23-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kaisersozei

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

OMG... this is brilliant... I may have to put it on a T-Shirt and give it to a couple of people.

10-23-2008, 01:27 PM

Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time.

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

10-23-2008, 02:34 PM

When a child, never sniff a magnet just to see what it smells like. Don't ask

My Grandfather used to say "Do you know where sympathy falls in the dictionary, between $h*# and syphills, and I got none of 'em for ya"

And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me"

Steve · 10-23-2008, 02:40 PM

Sage wisdom right there!

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Originally Posted by smokeyscotch

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

icehog3 · 10-23-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

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Originally Posted by :eevis

And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me"

Moms know stuff.

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

Don't pizz down my back and tell me it's raining.

pnoon · 10-23-2008, 02:47 PM

The glass is ALWAYS half full.

pnoon · 10-23-2008, 02:49 PM

Think of the guy of average intelligence. Then realize that half the people in the world are stupider than that guy.
-George Carlin

markem · 10-23-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

The glass is ALWAYS half full.

It's not so much half full or half empty as it is the wrong size glass

10-23-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by smokeyscotch

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Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

That is awesome Tim.

Here's one. My young son sends a text to his older brother that says "say something profound I need a Sr. quote". Reply, "If it's everywhere it's not herpes".

You gotta love older brothers.

Gophernut · 10-23-2008, 03:10 PM

Always do sober, what you said you were going to do when you were drunk!

10-23-2008, 04:50 PM

One man gathers, what another man spills.

Sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay 'em down.

NCRadioMan · 10-23-2008, 05:02 PM

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can never pick your friends nose.

icehog3 · 10-23-2008, 05:06 PM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

lenguamor · 10-23-2008, 05:25 PM

Don't s*** where you eat.

lenguamor · 10-23-2008, 05:32 PM

Don’t puke on my tortilla chips and tell me it’s salsa.

CeeGar · 10-23-2008, 05:33 PM

It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

10-23-2008, 11:07 AM	#61
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack. Even if it is true. Trust me. I know. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

10-23-2008, 12:21 PM	#63
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advice Thread Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head. __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

10-23-2008, 12:50 PM	#64
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Random Advice Thread When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin) And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10-23-2008, 01:27 PM	#66
smokeyscotch Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time. Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

10-23-2008, 02:34 PM	#67
:eevis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread When a child, never sniff a magnet just to see what it smells like. Don't ask My Grandfather used to say "Do you know where sympathy falls in the dictionary, between $h# and syphills, and I got none of 'em for ya" And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me" Last edited by :eevis; 10-23-2008 at 02:36 PM.*

10-23-2008, 02:47 PM	#70
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread The glass is ALWAYS half full. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

10-23-2008, 02:49 PM	#71
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread Think of the guy of average intelligence. Then realize that half the people in the world are stupider than that guy. -George Carlin __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

10-23-2008, 03:10 PM	#74
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Random Advice Thread Always do sober, what you said you were going to do when you were drunk!

10-23-2008, 04:50 PM	#75
Cigarmark Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread One man gathers, what another man spills. Sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay 'em down.

10-23-2008, 05:02 PM	#76
NCRadioMan Chutney Lovebusciut Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chutney Location: On the shores of Loch Shiel Posts: 4,281 Trading: (66)	Re: Random Advice Thread You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can never pick your friends nose. __________________ The path to loyalty is trust.

10-23-2008, 05:06 PM	#77
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,782 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-23-2008, 05:25 PM	#78
lenguamor puta por Ninfas! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The 305 again! Posts: 1,030 Trading: (23)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't s*** where you eat. __________________

10-23-2008, 05:32 PM	#79
lenguamor puta por Ninfas! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The 305 again! Posts: 1,030 Trading: (23)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don’t puke on my tortilla chips and tell me it’s salsa. __________________

10-23-2008, 05:33 PM	#80
CeeGar WTB 70 and sunny... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: North GA Posts: 9 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.