Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf - Page 2

icehog3 · 01-29-2009, 01:34 PM

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass.

Zoomschwortz · 01-29-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass.

Unless you really want the rest of the cigar for yourself

icehog3 · 01-29-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoomschwortz

Unless you really want the rest of the cigar for yourself

Good point.

01-29-2009, 10:23 PM

Okay...in my defense...
1) I only had one beer...therefore the other 11 were someone else's doing....
2) I got better throughout the night at Wii bowling...
3) Yeah...I did leave my keys....BUT...I want to give a big thank you to you Matteo and Aaron for providing the necessary transportation to allow me be involved in the Wii Bowling...I owe you big time! BIG TIME

Genetic Defect · 01-29-2009, 10:48 PM

99% of the beer brewed in this country is crap. Eastern Europe on the other hand

Skywalker · 01-29-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

#5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass.

#6 Don't be the next one after Tom slobbers on a cigar in a PPP!!!

Mark C · 01-30-2009, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by poker

Hitimewine.net (a real store) in Orange County CA ships beer to many states where legal if you want it.
(psssst...they have Ron Zacapa & Pampero (Ron Anejo Aniversari) too

)

Every time I see that link, especially the rum link, I hate my state's oppressive laws just a little bit more. Does it REALLY have to be a friggin' felony to ship alcohol across state lines?

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Originally Posted by Drat

Yeungling is watered down crap.
Brooklyn's Black Chocolate Stout, Black Ops, and "1" are top notch, right coast beers...

And Dogfish Head!

SeanGAR · 01-30-2009, 06:54 AM

DO NOT complain when somebody plays "Come on Eileen" three times in a row. That is PERFECT puffing music.

SING IT !!

Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono.
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them.
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
and we can sing just like our fathers.

Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen.

These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,
But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.

Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's take off everything,
That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.

replicant_argent · 01-30-2009, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Killjoy

3. Let him leave the house without his keys and have him wake you up and then have him make you bring him his keys 5 hours before you have to get up for work.

One would think he puts his keys in his purse.

01-30-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Killjoy

Fat tire is beer..good beer..only available west of the rockies or so...

We've got it here in MN. Good stuff.

yourchoice · 01-30-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

99% of the beer brewed in this country is crap. Eastern Europe on the other hand

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you!

Pretty typical, huh?

01-30-2009, 07:48 AM

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And Dogfish Head!

My current favorite brewery, but it's available in CA, right there at HiTimes!

SeanGAR · 01-30-2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you!

Pretty typical, huh?

Exactly. And there is no beer brewed east of Germany that I have had worth beans except the Czech Pilsners. American microbrews are among the best beers made in the world.

jovenhut · 01-30-2009, 08:08 AM

For those lucky locals the Hi-Times humidor is fully stocked with Great Cigars. Prices can be close to MSRP sometimes (even with the Nazi CA tax) I don't know how he does it. I have gotten Anejo's for under $10 before (if your lucky to be there the right day)

Genetic Defect · 01-30-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

Based on quantity, you may be right (Bud, Coors, Miller....bleh, bleh and bleh). Based on quantity and quality of what's available (Dogfish Head, Weyerbacher, Stone, Rogue, etc.) I disagree.

So, I both agree and disagree with you!

Pretty typical, huh?

yeah it is

but the Eastern European beer is readily available to me

one shop is a 20 minute drive the other probably 40 minutes or less

01-30-2009, 09:25 AM

Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker).

livwire68 · 01-30-2009, 11:28 AM

Dont flood the hosts bathroom

Genetic Defect · 01-30-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Exactly. And there is no beer brewed east of Germany that I have had worth beans except the Czech Pilsners. American microbrews are among the best beers made in the world.

examples to try? nothing local has beat Latvian or Ukrainian beer, as for Germany I don't consider that east

01-30-2009, 01:45 PM

PAY attention to which end of the cigar you are lighting!!
(and, on THAT note, WHICH end you are smoking!)

Skywalker · 01-30-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker).

Sorry!!!

01-29-2009, 01:34 PM	#21
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,777 Trading: (60)	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf #5.......Don't slobber on a cigar in a Puff Puff Pass. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-29-2009, 10:23 PM	#24
ScottishSmoker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf Okay...in my defense... 1) I only had one beer...therefore the other 11 were someone else's doing.... 2) I got better throughout the night at Wii bowling... 3) Yeah...I did leave my keys....BUT...I want to give a big thank you to you Matteo and Aaron for providing the necessary transportation to allow me be involved in the Wii Bowling...I owe you big time! BIG TIME

01-29-2009, 10:48 PM	#25
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf 99% of the beer brewed in this country is crap. Eastern Europe on the other hand __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

01-30-2009, 06:54 AM	#28
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf DO NOT complain when somebody plays "Come on Eileen" three times in a row. That is PERFECT puffing music. SING IT !! Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono. Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them. Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever. Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye and we can sing just like our fathers. Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything, With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty Ah come on Eileen. These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is, But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever. Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye Eileen I'll hum this tune forever. Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means Ah come on let's take off everything, That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes) Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.

01-30-2009, 08:08 AM	#34
jovenhut Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bruce Location: Eugene - Oregon Posts: 580 Trading: (64)	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf For those lucky locals the Hi-Times humidor is fully stocked with Great Cigars. Prices can be close to MSRP sometimes (even with the Nazi CA tax) I don't know how he does it. I have gotten Anejo's for under $10 before (if your lucky to be there the right day) __________________ "Sweet Sugary Goodness"

01-30-2009, 09:25 AM	#36
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf Don't throw up in the host's back yard (nudges Skywalker).

01-30-2009, 11:28 AM	#37
livwire68 Las Vegas Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the Asylum Posts: 509 Trading: (7)	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf Dont flood the hosts bathroom __________________

01-30-2009, 01:45 PM	#39
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Top three things NOT!! do to at a herf PAY attention to which end of the cigar you are lighting!! (and, on THAT note, WHICH end you are smoking!)