The young redhead and the doctor

Chainsaw13 · 03-14-2012, 09:49 AM

A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
... ...
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde."

"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

icehog3 · 03-14-2012, 09:50 AM

The doctor then gave the blonde some unexpected news. "You're pregnant", he tells her.

"Well, how do you know it's mine?"

kelmac07 · 03-14-2012, 10:09 AM

Steve · 03-14-2012, 10:15 AM

Now THAT was funny!

HollywoodQue · 03-14-2012, 10:16 AM

That's a good one Bob....

Skywalker · 03-14-2012, 01:00 PM

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irratebass · 03-14-2012, 01:11 PM

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RUNYYFan · 06-24-2014, 08:14 AM

This deserves to be bumped back up to the top.

STEVE S · 06-24-2014, 10:32 AM

I agree, that was worth reading again.

03-14-2012, 09:49 AM	#1
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,274 Trading: (96)	The young redhead and the doctor A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. ... ... The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde." "I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken." __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

03-14-2012, 09:50 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,276 Trading: (60)	Re: The young redhead and the doctor The doctor then gave the blonde some unexpected news. "You're pregnant", he tells her. "Well, how do you know it's mine?" __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: The young redhead and the doctor I agree, that was worth reading again. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!