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Old 02-24-2011, 07:59 AM   #1
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and being assaulted by an auto play ad for condoms...



is a JOKE! (and pretty fncking tacky, IMO)



thanks ToE for the nice joint to hang out in.
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Old 02-24-2011, 08:00 AM   #2
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But they are a great way to keep your sticks from drying out.
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Old 02-24-2011, 08:04 AM   #3
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Old 02-24-2011, 08:11 AM   #4
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Gee.
What forum could that be?
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Old 02-24-2011, 08:55 AM   #5
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Be grateful it didn't include overly loud audio as well.
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Old 02-24-2011, 09:01 AM   #6
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Be grateful it didn't include overly loud audio as well.
It was a full commercial(with audio), with a gal describing sexual positions... Putting the K in Classy.
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what, that's not the name of a new cigar?
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what, that's not the name of a new cigar?
Dirty Rat...
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Great.

And no. I don't want to see it on canvas. . . . at ANY price.
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I was thinking Turgid Member, but didn't want to hurt anyones feelings.
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Old 02-24-2011, 11:13 AM   #10
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The real question here is, why would you even waste a second of your day to log on there?
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Old 02-24-2011, 11:14 AM   #11
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Well, since you don't like condom ads I guess we're not going to give you access into the SUPER secret squirrel part of CA. Condom ads, male enhancement pills and the sale of naked pilates mats are part of the norm in that section of the forum
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But they are a great way to keep your sticks from drying out.
Wait a minute, hold the phone. I have to admit...I have used unlubricated condoms before to keep my cigars DRY while I was surf fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Just drop the cellophane or tubo into the rubber, double tie it tight, and you're good to go.


I would have used a plastic baggie or something, but we didn't have any at the time.
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I would have used a plastic baggie or something, but we didn't have any at the time.
Yeah, baggies are hard to come by sometimes.


















I can't believe I just wrote that.
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