Pregnant Goat

safariguy · 05-03-2010, 10:33 AM

I was not going to tell this one, but then everbody in chat told me it was hilarious so here it goes:

A wife goat found out that she was pregnant. She told her husband goat about it. He asked her was she was going to do. She said, "I am too young. I don't feel ready to have a family yet. I am going to get an abortion. I'm not kidding."

T.G · 05-03-2010, 11:03 AM

That was baaaaaaaad.

G G · 05-03-2010, 11:24 AM

kenstogie · 05-03-2010, 01:21 PM

budump bump.

St. Lou Stu · 05-03-2010, 03:12 PM

****, when I saw the title of this thread I thought I was had..... maybe security footage or something, ya know?

But, that was a funny joke.

WildBlueSooner · 05-03-2010, 08:02 PM

hahaha! Love it...but my wife didnt find it that funny

Skywalker · 05-03-2010, 08:18 PM

Eleven · 05-05-2010, 06:20 AM

My wife didn't find it funny either. Go figure.

05-03-2010, 10:33 AM	#1
safariguy There's one. Set for stun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Michigan Posts: 336 Trading: (7)	Pregnant Goat I was not going to tell this one, but then everbody in chat told me it was hilarious so here it goes: A wife goat found out that she was pregnant. She told her husband goat about it. He asked her was she was going to do. She said, "I am too young. I don't feel ready to have a family yet. I am going to get an abortion. I'm not kidding."

05-03-2010, 11:03 AM	#2
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,580 Trading: (37)	Re: Pregnant Goat That was baaaaaaaad.

05-03-2010, 11:24 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: Pregnant Goat

05-03-2010, 01:21 PM	#4
kenstogie following the whiterabbit Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 1,325 Trading: (3)	Re: Pregnant Goat budump bump. __________________ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

05-03-2010, 03:12 PM	#5
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Pregnant Goat ****, when I saw the title of this thread I thought I was had..... maybe security footage or something, ya know? But, that was a funny joke. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

05-03-2010, 08:02 PM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Pregnant Goat hahaha! Love it...but my wife didnt find it that funny __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-03-2010, 08:18 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Pregnant Goat __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-05-2010, 06:20 AM	#8
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: Pregnant Goat My wife didn't find it funny either. Go figure. __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

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