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03-04-2010, 08:10 PM
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Your Captain Speaking
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants! One Irish passenger yelled: 'bye jezis you should see the back of mine!'
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03-04-2010, 08:14 PM
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Re: Your Captain Speaking
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03-04-2010, 09:28 PM
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Re: Your Captain Speaking
Having taken lessons and passed neccesary tests to receive my private pilots license, I can truthfully say that among pilots at local airports is the axiom, "you're not a pilot until you have to go home and throw your underwear immediately into the wash"...
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03-04-2010, 09:58 PM
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Re: Your Captain Speaking
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