The Obamacare Option

CBI_2 · 11-10-2009, 07:09 PM

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent
his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are
now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"
questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system
will only pay for these expensive tests just one time..."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at 'ObamaCare' recommend that
you drop your husband off somewhere in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him."

11-10-2009, 07:13 PM

Starscream · 11-10-2009, 09:25 PM

markem · 11-10-2009, 10:46 PM

Wow, ObamaCare sounds just like BushCare.

acarr · 11-10-2009, 10:56 PM

This thread probably won't last long. Where is the popcorn.

11-10-2009, 11:06 PM

How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

pnoon · 11-10-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyanide

How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

John, you do realize this is the Jokes forum, don't you.

CasaDooley · 11-11-2009, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyanide

How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

John, you do realize this is the Jokes forum, don't you.

This joke just keeps getting better and better!

icehog3 · 11-11-2009, 12:13 AM

kelmac07 · 11-11-2009, 06:02 AM

Good one!!

G G · 11-11-2009, 06:46 AM

hahaha, good un.

11-11-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

That's clearly a biopsy that went wrong

e-man67 · 11-17-2009, 02:06 PM

Funny stuff!

11-10-2009, 07:09 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Obamacare Option The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time..." ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " "The folks at 'ObamaCare' recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-10-2009, 07:13 PM	#2
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11-10-2009, 09:25 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Obamacare Option __________________ Insert quote here.

11-10-2009, 10:46 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: The Obamacare Option Wow, ObamaCare sounds just like BushCare. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-10-2009, 10:56 PM	#5
acarr Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,307 Trading: (34)	Re: The Obamacare Option This thread probably won't last long. Where is the popcorn.

11-10-2009, 11:06 PM	#6
Cyanide Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Obamacare Option How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

11-11-2009, 12:13 AM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,276 Trading: (60)	Re: The Obamacare Option __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-11-2009, 06:02 AM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Obamacare Option Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-11-2009, 06:46 AM	#11
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: The Obamacare Option hahaha, good un.

11-17-2009, 02:06 PM	#13
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	Re: The Obamacare Option Funny stuff!

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