Little Johnny

markem · 07-04-2021, 08:29 PM

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Little Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
to buy Mom..."

longknocker · 07-05-2021, 04:15 AM

icehog3 · 07-05-2021, 09:36 AM

07-04-2021, 08:29 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Little Johnny Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Little Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-05-2021, 04:15 AM	#2
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,259 Trading: (82)	Re: Little Johnny

07-05-2021, 09:36 AM	#3
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