Snoring in church

RevSmoke · 03-30-2021, 03:31 PM

Hertha and Mertha are 92 year old twins, both recently widowed who have now sit together regularly in church. One Sunday Hertha leans over and tells stoic Mertha, "My backside just fell asleep!"

To this Mertha replies, "Yeah, I know, I heard it snoring!"

longknocker · 03-31-2021, 05:44 AM

icehog3 · 03-31-2021, 06:36 AM

CigarNut · 03-31-2021, 08:55 AM

03-30-2021, 03:31 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,893 Trading: (51)	Snoring in church Hertha and Mertha are 92 year old twins, both recently widowed who have now sit together regularly in church. One Sunday Hertha leans over and tells stoic Mertha, "My backside just fell asleep!" To this Mertha replies, "Yeah, I know, I heard it snoring!" __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

03-31-2021, 05:44 AM	#2
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