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			And a little cream
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			When I read the title, and before opening this thread, my first thoughts were of Bailey's and Jager.  I'm not surprised both made the cut.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.  | 
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			Chase any of that stuff with a shot of tequila and it still beats a Captain and Coke.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'd eat a seagull's ass sammich before a shot of spiced rum. And I'd be thankful for it.  
		
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			A million years ago, back in my college days, while I was buying a pint of the best Scotch I could afford (Cutty), I witnessed two sorority chicks picking out their "mixed drinks" for the evening.  Their choice was Cold Duck and Dr. Pepper. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I was too stunned to laugh.  
		
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			Poo wine! I gotta get me some for the moochers that raid my humi and drink all my booze. Bastages. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			It is sorta like cough syrup.  Give me a Chilean Malbec any day.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Milk and orange soda.  Yummy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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