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King of Rants
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To find and smoke the "Le Grande Cigar" from futurama.
A description. "the wrapper is a piece of the original United States Constitution. It was hand-rolled by Elizabeth II during her "wild years" and was buried with George Burns until grave robbing space mushrooms did something unspoken to it" it haunts my dreams
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“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon |
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Il megglior fabbro
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That's been mine for decades, and it hasn't failed me yet.
Still, this year I've sort of established one . . . namely, write.
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Uncle Kitty
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I'm going to try to remember to count my blessings everyday.
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"You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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To meet a bunch of Inmates I haven't met already, and to see the ones I have again.
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Resident Maduro Whore!!
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Going to attempt to smoke more cigars than I buy.
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Bald Man
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Admiral Douchebag
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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