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Old 04-09-2012, 12:02 PM   #1
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Default For My Friend Steve!!!

Here are a few "STEVE" jokes.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards???

A: A receding hareline.



Q: Why are people always tired in April??

A: Because they just finished a March.



Q: How do you catch a unique bunny??

A: Unique up on it.



Q: What grows between your nose and your chin???

A: Tulips.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:10 PM   #2
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Boooooo!!!
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:26 PM   #3
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I didnt say YOU would like them. They are Steve type jokes!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:22 PM   #4
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Mac doesn't get them Larry, don't mind him
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:54 PM   #5
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Sorry Larry, but they suck....
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:10 PM   #6
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So you know how to catch a unique rabbit, but how do you catch a tame rabbit????



Tame way!
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:24 PM   #7
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Quote:
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Sorry Larry, but they suck....
This ^^^^^^
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