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Old 07-17-2010, 11:56 AM   #1
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Default Gotta love New Yorkers

A priest, a doctor, a businessman and a Guy from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group
of golfers in front of them.
The Guy from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us?
The greens keeper replied, That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'

The guy from New York said,
'Why the F**k can't they play at night?
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'Why the F**k can't they play at night?
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