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Old 03-12-2010, 07:29 AM   #1
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Last night, a beautiful young lady asked me if I preferred breasts or legs.
I told her I prefer a shaved snatch.
Seems I am now no longer welcome at my local KFC.
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:30 AM   #2
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:30 AM   #3
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:12 AM   #4
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:46 AM   #5
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:36 AM   #7
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:57 AM   #8
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I bet I could get my buddy to do this.
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:57 AM   #9
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last night, a beautiful young lady asked me if i preferred breasts or legs.
I told her i prefer a shaved snatch.
Seems i am now no longer welcome at my local kfc.
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:58 AM   #10
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That'll happen, Carlos.
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:20 AM   #11
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:22 AM   #12
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so.....what happened when she asked if you wanted white or dark meat?
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:02 AM   #13
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:05 AM   #14
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Last night, a beautiful young lady asked me if I preferred breasts or legs.
I told her I prefer a shaved snatch.
Seems I am now no longer welcome at my local KFC.

You should meet this lady then.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29775
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:01 PM   #15
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:05 PM   #16
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LOL we need to herf more often =D
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:34 PM   #17
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:46 PM   #19
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still laughing at that one...
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