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Old 04-01-2009, 11:38 AM   #1
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Finally!!!

I just want to applaud the MODs for finally getting rid of that asshat. I never really like him anyway... dumb silver palio and ridiculous yellow cigar caddy.

I texted Bao to see what happened (cause Im nosy) and he replied "F U all, im going back to puff."

Anyway, whomever it was that did the banning
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:39 AM   #2
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Happy 4/1 to you as well.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:40 AM   #3
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Happy 4/1 to you as well.

its shapping up to be a good month so far!
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:41 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:43 AM   #5
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Well if he's going back to puff I'm gonna go play some golf to celebrate. I can't wait to smack the sh!t out of these balls!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:07 PM   #6
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Well if he's going back to puff I'm gonna go play some golf to celebrate. I can't wait to smack the sh!t out of these balls!!
That's what she said.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:09 PM   #7
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Who?
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Bao is a nice guy. He sent me a Tatuaje Black...WTF
you must be one of those noobs that bumped him to a third smoke ring!

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That's what she said.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:44 AM   #8
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im not sure why the MODs moved this to the "jokes" forum? maybe they just dont think highly enough of Bao to leave this in general discussion
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:46 AM   #9
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:47 AM   #10
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My prayers have been answered!!!

I can finally sleep at night without the fear of asians springing from boxes.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:48 AM   #11
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My prayers have been answered!!!

I can finally sleep at night without the fear of asians springing from boxes.
Don't you have some girl only room you hang out in?





















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Old 04-01-2009, 11:53 AM   #12
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I never did like him anyways.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:20 PM   #13
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Don't you have some girl only room you hang out in?
This thread's about Bao, I thought it qualified as girly territory.

Am I wrong?
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:57 PM   #14
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My prayers have been answered!!!

I can finally sleep at night without the fear of asians springing from boxes.
Be careful... there's other asains here and I haven't been banned (....yet)
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It was just a joke, Dan. MERCY!!

Speaking of bombs, my first one just landed. I wish Bao had been here to see it. *sniffle*
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haha
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My Bao itches.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:42 PM   #18
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My Bao itches.
here you go Peter!
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:43 PM   #19
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My Bao itches.
That taint funny!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:02 PM   #20
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I never did like that guy. He kept sending me text messages that were pretty nasty.

Thanks for banning him!



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