Texts From Last Night....a website

04-30-2009, 09:24 AM

Warning: If you're easily offended, this might not be for you.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Pretty hysterical stuff.

04-30-2009, 09:27 AM

(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpe$ is gone.

Scottw · 04-30-2009, 09:29 AM

fookin' funny bro!

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 09:31 AM

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

ROFL

04-30-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

ROFL

hahahahaaha.....

(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

04-30-2009, 09:32 AM

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

04-30-2009, 09:33 AM

(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

04-30-2009, 09:34 AM

(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your sh!tty personality.

shilala · 05-11-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 09:35 AM

some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site!

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 09:36 AM

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

04-30-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site!

Do it, do it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

Well Moe - She's a Ma$$hole...can't be too hard...

357 · 04-30-2009, 09:41 AM

(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

MedicCook · 04-30-2009, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

How do you know it was a girl?

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM

(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

How do you know it was a girl?

LooseCard · 04-30-2009, 10:19 AM

(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

What Area Code is Greg's phone????

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:20 AM

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:40 PM

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 09:46 AM

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

OMG

04-30-2009, 09:24 AM	#1
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Texts From Last Night....a website Warning: If you're easily offended, this might not be for you. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Pretty hysterical stuff.

04-30-2009, 09:27 AM	#2
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpe$ is gone.

04-30-2009, 09:29 AM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website fookin' funny bro! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

04-30-2009, 09:31 AM	#4
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga? (502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine? ROFL __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 09:32 AM	#6
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

04-30-2009, 09:33 AM	#7
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

04-30-2009, 09:34 AM	#8
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your sh!tty personality.

04-30-2009, 09:35 AM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-30-2009, 09:36 AM	#11
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises how do i get this girls number?? __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

04-30-2009, 09:41 AM	#13
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM	#15
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

04-30-2009, 10:19 AM	#17
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone. What Area Code is Greg's phone???? __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

04-30-2009, 10:20 AM	#18
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 11:40 PM	#19
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events

04-30-2009, 09:46 AM	#20
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to." OMG __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.