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H.A.T.E
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say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix 17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix comcast dvr remote ps3 controller netflix dvd car insurance papers dvd-rs yeah i'm pretty much hosed |
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Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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![]() Me: Multimeter Guitar Capo TPMS sensor Korean cookbook Window film Roomba vaccum remote Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant Empty Sancho Panza box Empty humidor Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.
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Adjusting to the Life
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One nine millimeter springfield XG with two clips of bullets and another four hundred odd rounds in my closet, and one metal aluminum baseball bat.
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Framed
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in this order.
ashtray trash can mini fridge door Aristocrat gun safe i should be ok
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Eatin Kernel's Chicken, Drinkin Heineken Brew!!!!! |
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Mila smoked my cigar
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2L bottle of Pepsi
A plastic doll house A bunch of board games More plastic kid toys Zombies win.
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"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff |
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Death Is Waiting
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Love the thread!
Pocket knife 1 pocket knife 2 Blade from older pocket knife Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke! 3 puppies at disposal... iphone 4 standing ashtray the laptop i'm using now Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls couple lighters, couple cutters acoustic guitar side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!
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---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain--- |
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Bring the pain!
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An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.
I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.
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Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie |
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Death Is Waiting
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---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain--- |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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Hmmmm
Iphone Camera Workout Notebook 35 count Xikar travel box 5 Torches (blazer, Xikar, Rhino and two cheapos) 4 cans of Vector fuel 1 bottle of Isopropyl Alcohol Kershaw Onion Gerber Tanto Polar Heart monitor Two Cordless phones (no wonder I can never find em during the day) 9 Towels Chinese Takeout menu Hand sanitizer 2 rolls of red electrical tape Olfa box cutter Two rolls of packing tape 3 desktop calculator. Holy ****...........I think I could build a MacGuiver Nuke.........I beat Zombies But I really have to clean out my office ![]() ![]() |
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