Rainy day joke from the past.

Bluetick · 04-15-2015, 09:42 AM

A woman jumps into a taxi outside her hotel after a long week of business meetings. Running late for the airport for the trip home on a rainy day.
As the driver makes his way through traffic, Murphy raises his head, the taxi has a blow out. As she sits in the taxi, she watches the driver struggle with the hubcap. Working in IT she has a small tool kit in her handbag. She leans out the window and asks the driver “Hey! you want a screwdriver?” The driver looks at her and replys “Might as well its raining out”

CigarNut · 04-15-2015, 10:40 AM

Dave128 · 04-15-2015, 10:42 AM

LOL

icehog3 · 04-15-2015, 02:11 PM

Why's it gotta be "Murphy"?

Bluetick · 04-16-2015, 03:50 PM

Because Murphy is easier to type and more well known than Augustus De Morgan. =)

HollywoodQue · 04-17-2015, 05:37 AM

RUNYYFan · 04-18-2015, 11:26 AM

04-15-2015, 09:42 AM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Rainy day joke from the past. A woman jumps into a taxi outside her hotel after a long week of business meetings. Running late for the airport for the trip home on a rainy day. As the driver makes his way through traffic, Murphy raises his head, the taxi has a blow out. As she sits in the taxi, she watches the driver struggle with the hubcap. Working in IT she has a small tool kit in her handbag. She leans out the window and asks the driver “Hey! you want a screwdriver?” The driver looks at her and replys “Might as well its raining out” __________________ "Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. " — H.L. Mencken

04-15-2015, 10:40 AM	#2
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04-15-2015, 02:11 PM	#4
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04-16-2015, 03:50 PM	#5
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Re: Rainy day joke from the past. Because Murphy is easier to type and more well known than Augustus De Morgan. =) __________________ "Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. " — H.L. Mencken

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