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Old 10-30-2014, 09:59 AM   #1
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You say things like "Super!"
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Your name is Tom and you play hockey?
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Your name is Tom and you play hockey?
I gotta admit, that made me snort AND lol, for real.
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"Super" post Scott! Way to go "Slick"
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I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?
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I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?
I think that's a Super reply, Chief!
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Old 10-30-2014, 02:16 PM   #11
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I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?
So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

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And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?


Rubbish.
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So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

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So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

Indubitably.
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And?
You read posts titled "How to tell if you're a douchebag",
just to see if your own endearing qualities made the list.
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The word Epic comes to mind
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Default Re: How to tell if you're a douchebag.
If you're driving in the left-hand lane on the highway and there's no one in front of you but a long line of cars behind you, you might be a douchebag.
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