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Old 12-15-2008, 12:06 PM   #1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:18 PM   #2
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Couldn't make out what he whisprered...
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:21 PM   #3
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"I masturbate a lot."



I guess I'm going to live a long life as well.
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:24 PM   #4
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"I masturbate a lot."



I guess I'm going to live a long life as well.
...thanks Kayaker...my hearing must be going in my old age...
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:23 PM   #5
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well Al, care to explain? We all know you are old, now we know how you managed to live a long and productive life
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:44 PM   #6
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thats a friggin classic
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:44 PM   #8
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I now find the Fountain of Youth to be disgusting.....
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:49 PM   #9
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I now find the Fountain of Youth to be disgusting.....
C'mon Max, you beat your meat so much they call you the hillside strangler.
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:51 PM   #10
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C'mon Max, you beat your meat so much they call you the hillside strangler.
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