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Old 03-26-2013, 09:16 AM   #1
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My neighbors, the two hot looking, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:
"I wanna watch !"
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:35 AM   #3
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I would post that on my facebook but the 2 lesbians on there... well let's just say I wouldn't even want a rolex from them
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:51 AM   #4
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:06 AM   #5
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:51 PM   #6
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:03 PM   #7
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They gave you a Timex to symbolize their relationship. It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
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sounds like a legit Carlos story.
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