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Dad Jokester Supreme
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The tongue whispers lies, but actions shout the truth.
Have a great day!
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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PATRIOT and VETERAN
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here is two:
"It is easier to fly a kite in a tornado than to convince a teenager he's wrong" "My wife said that I would gain less weight if I would use a small bowl when I get myself ice cream. The results are not impressive. Not only am I still gaining weight, but now my ice cream falls over the side of the bowl."
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"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" Last edited by SNKBYT; 12-07-2011 at 07:37 PM. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Or, shortened for time, "My ex-wife is a slut".
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Fortunately, I don't have THAT problem...
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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PhD from Sarcastic State
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A bird in the hand means you won't go hungry.
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...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling |
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
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Always smell the milk before you drink it.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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