Another bodily function joke!

Tim D. · 02-02-2009, 11:45 AM

A guy on a bus suddenly realizes ... "I need to fart". The music is really loud, so he times his farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, he starts to feel better as he approaches his stop.

As he's leaving the bus, people are really staring him down, and that's when he realizes he's been listening to his ipod.

karmaz00 · 02-02-2009, 11:47 AM

heard this before...but good one

Kreth · 02-02-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by karmaz00

heard this before...but good one

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=8871

Tim D. · 02-02-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=8871

Oh well, I tried!

Next time I'll check to see if it's already been done.

Starscream · 02-02-2009, 04:36 PM

I missed it the first time around, so thanks for the repost.

CBI_2 · 02-02-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim D.

Oh well, I tried!

Next time I'll check to see if it's already been done.

Yea, I've gotten hammered on this a couple of times myself.

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