Questions for God

Steve · 09-14-2010, 07:42 AM

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Lord, can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

QUAZY50 · 09-14-2010, 07:49 AM

HAH! I like it.

G G · 09-14-2010, 07:49 AM

Logical.

kelmac07 · 09-14-2010, 08:34 AM

CasaDooley · 09-14-2010, 12:04 PM

09-14-2010, 07:42 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Questions for God Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Lord, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-14-2010, 07:49 AM	#2
QUAZY50 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Alex Location: MN Posts: 77 Trading: (0)	Re: Questions for God HAH! I like it.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: Questions for God Logical.

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Questions for God __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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