Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...

06-03-2009, 07:28 AM

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like sh!t this morning."

Smoking Dragon · 06-03-2009, 07:29 AM

GTsetGO · 06-03-2009, 07:30 AM

nice

dunng · 06-03-2009, 07:38 AM

kelmac07 · 06-03-2009, 02:06 PM

Too funny!!

WildBlueSooner · 06-03-2009, 02:49 PM

nice one

CBI_2 · 06-03-2009, 06:56 PM

Thanks Al!

karmaz00 · 06-03-2009, 09:26 PM

too good

G G · 06-06-2009, 08:09 PM

Haha.

06-03-2009, 07:28 AM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Why Sentence Structure Is So Important... The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like sh!t this morning."

06-03-2009, 07:29 AM	#2
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