Valley of Tears

Smoke Naked · 01-25-2009, 01:30 PM

This is from the Feb. '09 Maxim mag.

A tow-truck driver in Death Valley sees something on the side of the road. He pulls over and finds a man hog-tied with tape on his mouth. When the driver rips off the tape, the man sputters, "I picked up a hitchhiker, and he beat me up, stole my Porsche, and kidnapped my wife!" The truck driver calmly starts to unbuckle his belt and whispers, "Well, buddy, I guess this just ain't your lucky day."

01-25-2009, 01:30 PM	#1
Smoke Naked Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Bill Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 243 Trading: (0)	Valley of Tears This is from the Feb. '09 Maxim mag. A tow-truck driver in Death Valley sees something on the side of the road. He pulls over and finds a man hog-tied with tape on his mouth. When the driver rips off the tape, the man sputters, "I picked up a hitchhiker, and he beat me up, stole my Porsche, and kidnapped my wife!" The truck driver calmly starts to unbuckle his belt and whispers, "Well, buddy, I guess this just ain't your lucky day." __________________ ♥ ♦ Palio Fanboy Here ♣ ♠

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