Bottle of Merlot

Blueface · 04-27-2013, 06:03 AM

Bottle of Merlot
A Man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'..

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'

CigarNut · 04-27-2013, 06:50 AM

markem · 04-27-2013, 09:33 AM

I remember when I wrote that note. Ah, the rashness of youth.

The Poet · 04-27-2013, 11:10 AM

"I will NOT f^c& for any stinkin' merlot!"

Isn't that how it goes?

pektel · 04-27-2013, 12:27 PM

If anyone orders merlot, I'm leaving. I'm NOT drinking any F*CKING MERLOT!

IronMann15 · 04-27-2013, 02:15 PM

Ogre · 04-27-2013, 06:14 PM

cmitch · 04-28-2013, 08:48 PM

Just the appearance of Merlot the magician makes people disappear.

04-27-2013, 06:03 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Bottle of Merlot Bottle of Merlot A Man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.' __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

04-27-2013, 06:50 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Bottle of Merlot __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-27-2013, 09:33 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Bottle of Merlot I remember when I wrote that note. Ah, the rashness of youth. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-27-2013, 11:10 AM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Bottle of Merlot "I will NOT f^c& for any stinkin' merlot!" Isn't that how it goes? __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

04-27-2013, 12:27 PM	#5
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Bottle of Merlot If anyone orders merlot, I'm leaving. I'm NOT drinking any F*CKING MERLOT! __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

04-27-2013, 02:15 PM	#6
IronMann15 Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 18 Trading: (0)	Re: Bottle of Merlot

04-27-2013, 06:14 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Bottle of Merlot __________________

04-28-2013, 08:48 PM	#8
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Bottle of Merlot Just the appearance of Merlot the magician makes people disappear. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

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