Old man at the gym

Parshooter · 11-18-2011, 11:12 AM

An old man is working out at the gym and notices a hot young thing on a treadmill. He asks a trainer "Which machine should I use to impress that girl over there on the treadmill?" The trainer says "The ATM in the lobby".

Starscream · 11-18-2011, 12:01 PM

Steve · 11-18-2011, 12:22 PM

So true!

massphatness · 11-18-2011, 12:31 PM

Works for me.

Just sayin'

Ogre · 11-18-2011, 01:27 PM

So vary true!!!!

kelmac07 · 11-18-2011, 01:29 PM

Da Klugs · 11-18-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parshooter

An old man is working out at the gym and notices a hot young thing on a treadmill. He asks a trainer "Which machine should I use to impress that girl over there on the treadmill?" The trainer says "The ATM in the lobby".

Quit giving away all my moves!

ade06 · 11-18-2011, 02:27 PM

Money is the equalizer of everything!

11-22-2011, 07:19 PM

Taki · 11-22-2011, 07:28 PM

Well put!!

11-22-2011, 09:01 PM

Truer words have never been spoken!

11-23-2011, 07:25 AM

LMAO...we actually have an ATM in the lobby at ours.

Skywalker · 11-23-2011, 04:43 PM

That's true in any situation!!!

11-18-2011, 11:12 AM	#1
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Old man at the gym An old man is working out at the gym and notices a hot young thing on a treadmill. He asks a trainer "Which machine should I use to impress that girl over there on the treadmill?" The trainer says "The ATM in the lobby". __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

11-18-2011, 12:01 PM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Old man at the gym __________________ Insert quote here.

11-18-2011, 12:22 PM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Old man at the gym So true! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-18-2011, 12:31 PM	#4
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Old man at the gym Works for me. Just sayin' __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

11-18-2011, 01:27 PM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Old man at the gym So vary true!!!! __________________

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Old man at the gym __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-18-2011, 02:27 PM	#8
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Old man at the gym Money is the equalizer of everything!

11-22-2011, 07:19 PM	#9
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11-22-2011, 07:28 PM	#10
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Old man at the gym Well put!! __________________

11-22-2011, 09:01 PM	#11
Dr Voss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Old man at the gym Truer words have never been spoken!

11-23-2011, 07:25 AM	#12
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Old man at the gym LMAO...we actually have an ATM in the lobby at ours.

11-23-2011, 04:43 PM	#13
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Old man at the gym That's true in any situation!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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