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Old 07-06-2010, 12:35 PM   #1
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I am the Liberal-Progressives worst nightmare I am an American. I am a master mason and believe in American products. I believe that money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal government functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it! I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her own God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles. I don’t hate the rich, and I don’t pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it. I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you! So, shut up already! I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA. We like it the way it is! If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jessie Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an Amen on that one? I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it’s good… And I’m proud that “God” is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making “Donations” to their cause. Get a job and do your part! I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I believe that illegal is illegal no matter what the lawyers think. I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA! If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD AMERICAN!
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:42 PM   #2
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Amen
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:48 PM   #3
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I'm with you on all points except:


Someone standing at the intersection trying to sell you something is an entrepreneur; they are in business, they are capitalists.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:53 PM   #4
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I believe that illegal is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
So no Habanos for Wade
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:54 PM   #5
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Hooah!!!
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:59 PM   #6
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I have read this before, it's great each time.

Are you actually a Master Mason? Just wondering.
 
Old 07-06-2010, 12:59 PM   #7
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Politics and religion...think of talking about them here like taking a big old crap on the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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