How the media would cover the apocalypse

Steve · 08-12-2009, 10:22 AM

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

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Doctorossi · 08-12-2009, 10:36 AM

National Geographic:
SPELUNKING THE NEW SUBSTRATES

Playboy:
BEING KARDASHIAN (what did you expect?)

Yachting magazine:
PIRACY PRIMER

The Poet · 08-12-2009, 02:19 PM

Cosmopolitan:
HOW TO SATISFY A CORPSE

TheTraveler · 08-12-2009, 02:39 PM

CNN.com:
WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

markem · 08-12-2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

CNN.com:
WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

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wrench turner 85 · 08-12-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

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Starscream · 08-12-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

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Freebies galore! Check back next week.

08-12-2009, 10:22 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	How the media would cover the apocalypse USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Wired: THE LAST NEW THING Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR Readers Digest: 'BYE Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET! Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-12-2009, 10:24 AM	#2
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TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: How the media would cover the apocalypse CNN.com: WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END Quick Poll at a cigar forum: So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it? __________________ "My life is my own." Last edited by TheTraveler; 08-12-2009 at 02:45 PM.