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Old 12-11-2011, 10:13 AM   #1
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Default Holiday Carols!

Yup, it's that time of year. Put your fave songs of holiday cheer hear for all to see/hear. Here's one from my BIL

O Lutefisk...O Lutefisk...how fragrant your aroma
O Lutefisk...O Lutefisk...you put me in a coma
You smell so strong...you look like glue
You taste like an overshoe
But Lutefisk...come Saturday
I tink I'll eat you anyway.

O Lutefisk...O Lutefisk...I put you by the doorvay
I vanted you to ripen up...yust like dey do in Norvay
A dog came by and sprinkled you
I hit him vid an army shoe
O Lutefisk...now I suppose
I'll eat you as I hold my nose.

O Lutefisk...O Lutefisk...how vell I do remember
On Christmas eve how we'd receive...our beg treat of December
It vasn't turkey or fried ham
It vasn't even pickled spam
My Mudder knew der vas no risk
I serving buttered Lutefisk.

O Lutefisk...O Lutefisk...now everyone discovers
Dat Lutefisk and lefse makes Norvegians better lovers
Now all da vorld can have a ball
You're better dan dat Yeritol
O Lutefisk...vid brennevin
You make me feel like Errol Flynn.
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