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Old 11-10-2010, 06:13 PM   #1
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The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet, Miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mommy's bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:23 PM   #2
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:25 PM   #3
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I hope I get to Heaven soon
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:10 PM   #5
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Wow. love it
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:34 PM   #6
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