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Old 01-19-2022, 06:31 AM   #1
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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail. But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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You marry an English teacher? That's unpossible.
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Old 01-19-2022, 09:50 AM   #3
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Left her dangling like a participle.
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Did you want to marry her because she let you use the colon?
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Old 01-19-2022, 01:17 PM   #5
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These puns are enough to make my dear old grammar cry.
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