The Lonely Frog

Steve · 03-13-2019, 09:03 AM

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

icehog3 · 03-13-2019, 09:28 AM

CigarNut · 03-13-2019, 01:08 PM

Brlesq · 03-13-2019, 02:14 PM

Funny! Had to share that with my daughter who teaches 7th-8th grade biology. Its clean enough to tell in class.

BigAsh · 03-13-2019, 02:16 PM

markem · 03-13-2019, 02:20 PM

It's best to always ask clarifying questions on follow-up.

Tio Gato · 03-13-2019, 04:57 PM

That's awesome Steve. Thank you, I needed a laugh.

03-13-2019, 09:03 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Lonely Frog A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-13-2019, 09:28 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,776 Trading: (60)	Re: The Lonely Frog __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-13-2019, 01:08 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The Lonely Frog __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-13-2019, 02:14 PM	#4
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,026 Trading: (17)	Re: The Lonely Frog Funny! Had to share that with my daughter who teaches 7th-8th grade biology. Its clean enough to tell in class. __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

03-13-2019, 02:16 PM	#5
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,055 Trading: (46)	Re: The Lonely Frog __________________ Keith

03-13-2019, 02:20 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: The Lonely Frog It's best to always ask clarifying questions on follow-up. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-13-2019, 04:57 PM	#7
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,079 Trading: (11)	Re: The Lonely Frog That's awesome Steve. Thank you, I needed a laugh. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

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