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03-03-2017, 07:59 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
First Name: Marc
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The Cost of Snoring
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras." "Wow!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!" "Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?" From the Good, Clean Funnies List: http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=7507
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03-03-2017, 08:30 AM
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Re: The Cost of Snoring
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