What's a great gag gift...

03-13-2009, 02:23 PM

for my buddy who turns 50 today.

Help me out folks. Thanks in advance.

Nabinger16 · 03-13-2009, 02:31 PM

Prunes and depends

03-13-2009, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nabinger16

Prunes and depends

That's what I'm talkin' about

DPD6030 · 03-13-2009, 02:41 PM

One of those canes with a horn on top, mirror, ect. Oh and how about an enemia...

karmaz00 · 03-13-2009, 03:20 PM

some driving gloves...hahah...maybe a little scooter

tunes · 03-13-2009, 03:22 PM

VIAGRA!

alley00p · 03-13-2009, 03:24 PM

A case of Ensure!

Thaplumbr · 03-13-2009, 03:27 PM

A sympathy card

03-13-2009, 03:39 PM

Ask AL...He turned 50 back around the Ice Age...he might remember

Ashcan Bill · 03-13-2009, 03:48 PM

Brochures for cemetery plots are always a thoughtful gift.

taltos · 03-13-2009, 04:30 PM

When I turned 50 my brother in law said that he would come by and pick me up to go out for a drink and a cigar. He showed up in a wheel chair van and brought me Geritol, Depends, and a bib to catch my drool.

CBI_2 · 03-13-2009, 06:38 PM

Sorry I got nothing for you as I am fast approaching that milestone myself.

03-13-2009, 07:02 PM

A walker...

03-14-2009, 08:52 AM

Get him one of these

the pic might be offensive to some, so dont click the link if your at work to be safe.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1429/...ddbb3a8df0.jpg

03-14-2009, 03:07 PM

I saw that somebody here received a book in a bomb "Sex at 50", and the inside of it was filled with blank pages. Thought that was classic.

CBI_2 · 03-14-2009, 04:32 PM

Try this available here http://www.personalcreations.com/sho...50th-Birthday/

ucla695 · 03-15-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nabinger16

Prunes and depends

Depends were the first things that popped into my mind. Be sure an AARP application too.

03-16-2009, 05:49 AM

Thanks for all the input guys. I went with old prune juice with a couple of nice wine glasses. We had a great time at the party. Spun classic rock on my turntable all night.

03-13-2009, 02:23 PM	#1
dccraft Guest Posts: n/a	What's a great gag gift... for my buddy who turns 50 today. Help me out folks. Thanks in advance.

03-13-2009, 02:31 PM	#2
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: What's a great gag gift... Prunes and depends

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03-13-2009, 03:39 PM	#9
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's a great gag gift... Ask AL...He turned 50 back around the Ice Age...he might remember

03-13-2009, 03:48 PM	#10
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: What's a great gag gift... Brochures for cemetery plots are always a thoughtful gift.

03-13-2009, 04:30 PM	#11
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: What's a great gag gift... When I turned 50 my brother in law said that he would come by and pick me up to go out for a drink and a cigar. He showed up in a wheel chair van and brought me Geritol, Depends, and a bib to catch my drool. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-13-2009, 06:38 PM	#12
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: What's a great gag gift... Sorry I got nothing for you as I am fast approaching that milestone myself. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-13-2009, 07:02 PM	#13
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's a great gag gift... A walker...

03-14-2009, 08:52 AM	#14
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's a great gag gift... Get him one of these the pic might be offensive to some, so dont click the link if your at work to be safe. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1429/...ddbb3a8df0.jpg

03-14-2009, 03:07 PM	#15
:eevis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's a great gag gift... I saw that somebody here received a book in a bomb "Sex at 50", and the inside of it was filled with blank pages. Thought that was classic.

03-14-2009, 04:32 PM	#16
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: What's a great gag gift... Try this available here http://www.personalcreations.com/sho...50th-Birthday/ __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-16-2009, 05:49 AM	#18
dccraft Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's a great gag gift... Thanks for all the input guys. I went with old prune juice with a couple of nice wine glasses. We had a great time at the party. Spun classic rock on my turntable all night.

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